budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

intensional:

i know so much about shows i have never watched because of tumblr

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:



Best gif usage

indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:

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Best gif usage

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"… adjectives

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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congration

wholewheat:

you done it